Storytime: Farmer Jim

Storytime: Farmer Jim

These peaceful days on the farm

In the pre-light before dawn, silence reigned on the farm as everything slumbered. Everything, that is, except for the slowly waking farmer, Jim. He stretched under the covers before turning off the alarm before it could start beeping at him. Pullng back the covers to reveal a sleeping kitty, slightly annoyed at losing heat, Jim swung out of bed, slipping his feet into his slippers and swinging his housecoat around his shoulders.  “C’mon, Frankley, time to get up. Chickens won’t be feeding themselves.”

Frankley stretched and yawned, making a small noise in his throat before turning over and closing his eyes again. Jim chuckled, “Guess you don’t get any milk from the cow this morning. Shame.”

The cat’s ears twitched at the mention of milk, and as Jim walked to the kitchen he suddenly had a purring cat twining around his legs. “Frankley, you can be annoying” Jim commented as he put on the coffee and pulled on his overalls. Opening the front door to let the cat out first, Jim stepped out into the fresh morning, barely lit by the glow of a sun peeking over the horizon. He paused outside the house to grab a deep, metal pail and then walked down the well-worn path to his chicken coop. He paused on the way to fill the bucket with grains from the storeroom.

“Good morning, lovelies!” Jim crowed to the chickens as he entered the coop, “Have a good sleep?” He propped open the door and stepped back into the chicken yard, spreading the grains for the chickens to feed, and leaving a small pile in a low bin inside the coop, as well. Talking softly to the chickens, he gently removed the eggs they had laid, placing them carefully in a lined basket which he left hanging on the gate to pick up on his way back to the farmhouse.

“C’mon, Frankley, let’s go check on the cows.”  The cat jumped down from where it sat on the roof of the chicken coop, licking a paw without a care in the world. Jim and Frankley made their way to the cow barn, where Jim checked on each of the cows and gave them fresh fodder and water. “Hello, lovelies, did you have a good sleep?” The cows mooed in response, one of them nudging up against Jim’s arm for some scratches behind her ear. Jim obliged her, and she mooed contentedly, her eyes closing as she chewed her cud.

“You little suck up!” Jim laughed. Frankley wound himself around Jim and the cow’s legs, mewing pitifully. “Ah, yes. Ms. Daisy, I promised Frankley some milk. Would you be so kind?” Without waiting for a reply, Jim led Daisy over to the milking corner and quickly milked a half pail of milk from the cow, making sure to let more than a couple droplets fall to the ground for Frankley to lap up.

That chore done, Jim took one last look around the barn, making sure everything was where it belonged, before heading outside once more, where the sun had finally made a full appearance. In the brightening morning light, Jim gathered up the egg basket and headed over the work shed, where he left the milk and eggs to deal with later.

Finished with the work for a brief time, Jim went back into the farmhouse, filled with the scent of freshly made coffee, and poured himself a mug. With a contented sigh, Jim took his coffee out to the porch where he sat in the old rocking chair, looking out at his growing vegetables and enjoying the peaceful morning.

Storytime: The Summoning

Storytime: The Summoning

“… eska regani Govala celaket…”

The strange chanting echoed through the large room, a room empty of any adornments or windows. The only contents of the room were four tall candle holders at each cardinal direction, the flames from the candles barely illuminating the room, a iron-wrought brazier in the centre, and its robed occupants.

A dozen robed figures stood in a circle, their hands upraised as they chanted the guttural language in low voices. The voluminous robes they wore obscured their appearance, so it was impossible to tell if the figure was male or female, large or small – they all looked the same.

A mist was slowly seeping from the glowing coals of the brazier, flowing out of the confines to lay heavily around the base. As the chanting intensified, the mist began to spread from the centre of the room until it was swirling around the figures, the occasional tendril reaching high to caress a hand or thigh before rejoining the thick mist.

” …eska regani Govala celaket…”

The chanting continued to rumble from the figures, increasing in intensity with each passing rendition. The mist in the centre of the room continued to boil out of the brazier until the entire floor of the circular room was obscured by the thick, white mist.

One by one, the chanters fell to their knees, their hoarse voices no longer able to keep up with the fevered pitch of the chant. Around them, the mist began to take on a red tinge as it began to devour the flesh of those who could not continue. The screams of the weak mixed with the chanting of those who still had strength, causing the entire room to reverberate with such intensity and power that it seemed it might collapse upon itself.

As the blood fed into the spell several more chanters reached their limit and collapsed into the mist, lending their screams and blood to the powerful magic being worked. Finally, only four figures remained standing, “… ESKA RAGANI GOVALA CELAKET!” they shouted as one, dropping their hands to their sides in a gesture of finality.

Silence reigned. Even the screams were cut short as the final syllable echoed through the chamber.

Above the brazier, the mist began to form a shape. A hunched, powerful shaped stared from the mists, its red eyes surveying the room as its tongue flicked in and out of its mouth, tasting the blood in the air. Its mouth widened into a parody of a smile, sharp misshapen teeth glowing fiercely in the flickering light. Slowly, it drew itself out of the mists to reveal a lanky, bony body with a red, leathery skin stretched tight over it. It had four limbs, although it was so double-jointed that it appeared capable of using any of its limbs as arms or legs.

The mist parted before the creature as it stepped fully out of the fiery realm it hailed from and surveyed those who had summoned it.

“Govala!” The four remaining figures cried as one, “We have summoned you. You are bound to do our bidding.”

Govala ignored the four as it walked a slow, jerky circle around the brazier, licking its lips incessantly. Finally, it stopped in front of the north-ward figure and chuckled cruelly, “I do no one’s bidding.” Casually, Govala reached out a clawed hand and tore the throat from the figure. The hood fell back to reveal an old, bald man, eyes wide with terror as his life seeped through desperately grabbing fingers.

Govala hissed in pleasure and turned to look at the other three figures. It slowly licked the old man’s blood from its claws, looking for all the world like a giant, malformed cat cleaning up milk from its paw. Suddenly, Govala leapt up in a blur, moving too fast for the human eye to follow as it darted around the room. When it finally settled down again, the three remaining figures slowly toppled to the ground, revealing two men and a middle-aged woman, all staring with sightless, fear-filled eyes as their life blood stained their robes.

“Now.” Govala rubbed his claws together eagerly, “What pleasures await me here?”

Storytime: The Shattered Necklace

Storytime: The Shattered Necklace

The necklace glowed for a brief moment before it shattered in her hands, the metal and gems exploding outward. With a cry, she barely managed to raise her arm in time to protect her eyes and felt the shards burn into her forearm.

Cautiously, she lowered her arm and looked at the remnants that remained in her hand – a simple chain, scorched on the ends, and a small, clear jewel that had somehow remained in her palm. There were small scorch marks on her palm, but blessedly she had not actually been burned.

“Is everything OK, Gabriella?” A voice floated over her shoulder, coming from her companion who had been waiting a few paces away.

“No, Jorge,” Gabriella said bitterly, “Everything is not OK. It’s gone.” Tears were welling up in Gabriella’s green eyes as she started into her hand, shrugging off Jorge’s comforting hand on her shoulder. “It’s all over…” She tipped the remnants to the ground and wrapped her arms around herself, shivering as though cold despite the thick cloak she wore over her travelling clothes.

Jorge watched as Gabriella released those few remnants, dropping to the ground with barely a whisper. “Surely we can come back from this? This can’t be the end”

“Oh but it is…” Gabriella whispered, “That necklace held all the magic of the Free People, it was the last hope in defeating these demons. It was my responsibility to keep it safe, to ensure no harm came to it before it could be used. I have failed.”

Jorge didn’t respond. What coud he say? All she said was the harsh truth – without the necklace, they had no way to fight the demons. No way to establish a safe home for themselves. His hands dropped to his side as he considered all the implications of the lost necklace, tears beginning to stream silently down his face.

Gabriella was sobbing now, clutching herself as her body shuddered with emotional pain. Finally, her sobs sputtered out and she just sat there shuddering, coughing occasionally.

Jorge and Gabriella stayed that way for a long time, each absorbed in their own thoughts and emotions as they considered this horrible setback and all that it meant for their people.

As the silence dragged out, Gabriella eventually stood and wiped the remaining tears from her face. Her features had hardened and she looked determined. “Jorge. We have to find a way to fix this.” She turned to look at him over her shoulder, “Do you remember what Mage Cecilia told us when she gave us the amulet?”

“That we had better protect it or she would kill us?”

Gabriella allowed herself a small smile at that, “Well, that too. But do you remember what she said about hope? The story of Pandora?”

Jorge nodded slowly, cautiously, “I remember. She opened a box, released all the ills of the world, but found that hope remained. Or something.”

“Close enough. Hope always remains, Jorge. We just have to figure out how it remains, and what we can do about it.” She turned to face him fully, her hands on her hips “The necklace may be gone, but we are still the Free People. We will find a way. Now, let’s go. We’ve spent enough time sobbing here in the forest – we need to meet up with our contact and come up with a new plan.” She reached out and placed a hand on Jorge’s shoulder, looking deep into his eyes “We can do this.”

Read part two here!

 

 

Storytime: First Flight

Storytime: First Flight

She soared.

Below her was nothing but miles of empty air, and above her she could see the stars twinkling brightly, winking slyly at her.

She pumped her wings a fraction before dipping a shoulder and banking slowly to the left. She sketched a lazy circle in the sky over her starting point, waving at the tiny figures below that were watching her, even though there was no way they could see her motion.

It was her first flight on her own. She had gone up with her parents several times, relying on their strength, prowess and magic to keep her aloft, but never on her own. Those flights with her parents had not prepared her for the sheer joy that was flying on her own.

She soared for many long minutes, banking lazy circles around the castle and field far below. The chill, thin air turned her cheeks and nose bright red, but her ears stayed warm in the lined flying cap the she wore over her short-cut, blond hair.

The wings on her back were not yet full grown, but she had survived her Ascendance and was able to use her magic to assist in keeping her aloft. Her wings had settled into a soft red, almost pink, broken up with the orange feathers that blended in smoothly, following her Ascendance. She still wasn’t certain how she felt about the color, but there was nothing to be done about it.

Finally, with a small tinge of regret, she slowly circled lower and lower until she gracefully alighted to her feet in front of the small crowd that had watched her – her parents and best friend, along with her younger brother. With a huge grin, she stumbled a little as she caught her balance and then fell into the waiting embrace of her mother.

“Oh, mom! That was the most incredible time ever!”

Her mother smiled and kissed her daughter affectionately on the head, “Still set on joining the Corps, then, Tannia?”

Tannia nodded eagerly, “Absolutely! I will be their Captain one day.” She grinned again, “And Jeanne is going to be my second-in-command, right Jeanne?”

Tannia’s friend, Jeanne, laughed and nodded as well, “Only because you Ascended first, and you know it.” She wiggled her immature wings, which were currently bright blue and green, and looked longingly at the sky for a moment. “Not long, though…”

Storytime: The Chocolate Raisins

Storytime: The Chocolate Raisins

***NOTE: This was written 14 years ago in response to a prompt that, I believe, required chocolate raisins up a nose. Can’t honestly remember***

“And how did the chocolate raisins get in your nose?” Asking that, I can’t believe I expected a sane answer from her. But, alas, I did. And I received just the opposite, surprisingly enough. Her story went something like this:

“I was running down the street in my brand new converse shoes, trying to show them off to the world! I did that little heel clicking that they do in… oh dear, Oliver Twist, was it? You know what I’m talking about, right?” And then she’d demonstrated, almost falling over as she did. “Well, I was doing that and I completely stumbled” -big surprise- “into this really cute guy! He caught me, such a gorgeous gentleman he was! And invited me out to ice cream! Can you believe it? Ice cream! He must have known I love ice cream!” I stopped the urge to shake my head in amazement.

“Anyway, we went to this ice cream shop called “Icey Treats Galore!”. It was the cutest little place. Like… all pink, but not, you know?” I was not going to say no to that, so I merely nodded. Then she continued, satisfied, “I got the double-double chocolate ice cream, and he got this weird vanilla ice cream with chocolate raisins in it!”

Here, I stopped her, “The same ones that are currently in your nose?”

“Oh no, of course not! He ate all of those! Said they were really yummy. Anyway, afterwards he was totally getting on my nerves, kept talking about some … sky captain or something. I didn’t know what he was babbling about, so I hightailed it out of there!” Obviously, I thought, this girl does not keep up with recent movies. “So after I left, I ran into my bestest friend in the whole entire wide world, Mandy! She was on her way to the mall, so I obviously followed her. You remember Mandy, right?” Of course I did… the only girl more annoying then the one in front of me now. I nodded politely.

“So anyway, we were wandering around the mall and we got so completely bored and I decided we should go to the candy shop. Because, you know, candy is completely awesome. I got chocolate raisins, and she got jelly beans.”

“Are these the chocolate raisins you now have in your nose?”

“Nope, course not! I ate all those ones. So, after we got candy Mandy got totally hyper and I couldn’t stand being around her anymore so I hid in a display at The Gap, and she couldn’t find me and then left. I got so bored after that, so I decided I’d go home! On the way, I saw the cutest little puppy dog! He had a big black spot on his side, and the cutest red collar!”

“Isn’t that your neighbours dog?”

“Is it? Oh my god! I totally didn’t know that! But it explains why the puppy was in my neighbours yard!” Genius at work, folks. “So anyway, I got home and sat at the kitchen table, munching on the chocolate covered raisins that were in a dish on the table.”

“Please tell me these are the raisins now up your nose.”

“Nope, those fell on the floor and I didn’t want them after that so I went up to my room. I fell asleep real quick, cuz I’d had a totally busy day. But I woke up in the middle of the night to find my annoying kid brother stuffing these things up my nose muttering something about if only they could find my brain I might get smarter! Can you believe the nerve of him?” I shrugged non-committedly. “And that, my dearest friend, is why I have chocolate raisins up my nose.”

“Why didn’t you take them out?”

“What if he was right? I bet I’m a hundred times smarter now!”

“Not that anyone would notice…” I muttered before getting up and moving to a different seat in the classroom.

Storytime: Fallout 76

Storytime: Fallout 76

I had been so excited, I couldn’t fall asleep last night. And when I finally did, I was passed out until everyone else had left. But it hardly matters, because it is finally here. Reclamation Day!

I’ve been dreaming about this day for the last decade. I was just a kid when the bombs dropped, and I barely understood what was going on. But my parents had made it out like a grand adventure and, for a long time, that was what it had felt like. As I got older, though, I started to crave the sunlight. I still held tight to my last memory of the skies – blue, but in the distance was the roiling clouds of the bombs, quickly coming to overtake our homes.

There weren’t a lot of other children in the vault, at first. Only a handful of the couples had children before the bombs fell, and of those a few hadn’t made it in time. I had my best friend though, a girl a year younger than me, and we terrorized the halls of the vault. As we got older, the adults started putting us to work around the vault – cleaning up the bathrooms and the like, even though there was several perfectly good Mr. Handy’s around to do it instead. Something about building character.

Enough reminiscing, though. Today is Reclamation Day! For the first time in 25 years, the first time since I was barely 6 years old, I get to see the sunshine, the beautiful, hopefully blue, skies. I don’t think anything has ever excited me this much, not even when my best friend got married two years ago. She and her husband already left the vault together, leaving me to sleep. I found her farewell letter tucked into my door on the way out, and I’m going to do my best to meet up with her at Flatwoods. Fingers crossed.

I’ve got my trusty PipBoy on my wrist, already double checked to make sure it’s working properly. I would have spent longer picking out what to wear on this monumental occasion, but a Vault 76 jumpsuit is the only gear issued here.

This is it, I think to myself as I press the code in to open up the Vault door. There is no going back. Once those doors shut behind me, I can’t return.

I steel myself, holding up a hand to lessen the sting of the sunlight on my eyes. It isn’t as bad as I thought it would be, so those UV lights they have here must really work well to acclimatize eyes to sunlight. Impressed, nervous and excited, I start walking forward once the walkway clicks into place, my mind already racing through the interesting things I might end up finding out there, in what is no doubt a changed world. Not that I really remember what it was before, but I do remember safety. I don’t think I will feel that out there, not today.

As I step out of the huge door I am completely overwhelmed by everything in front of me. A few of my fellow vault dwellers linger around the entrance, looking as overwhelmed as I am feeling. I see Mr. Frances, my old survival teacher clinging to a railing like it is the only thing keeping him safe. His knuckles are white and his eyes are wide and wild as he looks over the landscape. Chewing my lip, I give him a wide berth – the changes must seem dramatic to him, although it doesn’t feel that way to me.

Nearby, I spot the body of someone I don’t recognize, wearing what appears to be a make-shift collection of armor and ratty clothing. Her hair is a knotted mess and the grime on her face suggests she had been living outside for a long time. Curious, I stride over and kneel next to the body, noting the seared laser holes in her chest that likely killed her. Next to her fallen hand is a crude pistol that appears to have been constructed from pipes, tape and wishes. I hesitate, my hand stretched to grab the pistol.

Is this really something I’m going to need? Is it that dangerous out here? I look again at the laser wounds in the woman’s chest and nod slightly to myself, my mind made up. If whatever did that to her is still out there, I need to be able to defend myself.

I grab the gun and slip it through my belt before rifling through her pockets to find some ammo. I only find a small handful, but it will have to do. Beggars can’t be choosers, and I don’t want to end up like her.

I stand, looking around again. All of the lingering vault dwellers have moved on, leaving only myself and Mr. Frances outside the vault entrance. I give Mr. Frances a brief wave, although he doesn’t seem to even notice I’m there, before I start to walk away. I hear a small noise behind me, the sound of a shoe on metal, and I turn back just in time to see Mr. Frances standing a top the fence. He turns his head to the skies and whispers something I can’t hear before stepping forward, off the railing.

My breath catches, “No!” I shout, sprinting back to the railing in time to see Mr. Frances hit the ground below. It wasn’t a far drop, but he had twisted himself to land on his neck and, from the awkward angle his head lay at, it looked as though he had broken it.

I stood there for a long time, looking down at Mr. Frances’ body. Numb, shocked. He had been so vibrant, so eager to teach us how to survive in the wilderness. If he couldn’t handle the thought of what was out here, would I be able to? Was I stronger than he was, or was it even a question of strength? I didn’t know what was lost, but he did.

The sun was starting to set before I finally shook off my fugue. Jenna and her husband would be wondering where I was by now, probably worrying about my safety. I double checked my new pistol, recounted my ammunition, and headed out to Flatwoods.

 

~Fin~
-Arcia

Ramblings: Selfie Power

Ramblings: Selfie Power

If you’ve spent any time on the internet, you’ve encountered the “selfie”. In fact, I’m not even going to explain what it is, I’m just gonna jump directly into what I wanted to talk about. The reason *I* take and post selfies all the time.

It isn’t because I’m vain and love how I look. OK, it is a little bit that now, but that isn’t why I first started taking and posting selfies. In fact, the very first one I took and posted I only left up on Twitter for about 30 minutes or so because it gave me such anxiety.

I was motivated, though. A friend of mine on Twitter was constantly taking cute selfies and posting them, even though they weren’t those polished, sexy kind of selfies that so many women (and men) post. No, hers were just her, and I loved that. I wanted to be able to do that, to put my face out there and feel comfortable with my appearance.

I was already pretty happy with how I looked – having a loving husband can really be a confidence boost. But I wasn’t happy with photos of me. In fact, the last time I had any number of photos taken of me was my wedding, and I wasn’t even very fond of how I looked in those. Too skinny, is that really how my lips look, and what’s with my hair?

I started slowly. I downloaded Snapchat on my tablet and started with heavily filtered selfies, complete with adorable ears and air brushing my complexion smooth. It took  me a bit, but I finally started to get comfortable with how I looked in photos. And then I got an even bigger boost when the husband watched me deleting a wave of selfies and commented how amazing I looked in some of them.

It wasn’t long after that I started with my daily “On the way to work” selfies. A couple snaps at the bus stop every morning, no filter allowed. Well, my phone can’t handle Snapchat, so that wasn’t even a real option.

I didn’t like them at first, my nose was too big and my lips too red, but I’ve slowly come to accept my on-camera appearance and be comfortable with it. I genuinely like some of the photos that I take of myself, which is huge for me.

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Maybe one day I’ll be able to graduate to liking photos others take of me, when I’m not in control of the lighting and angle. I haven’t had the opportunity yet to see if I am comfortable with them, but I know there will be a number taken during Christmas celebrations, so here’s hoping that my photo-confidence is to the point that I will like how I look in them, instead of just ignoring myself and focusing on the others in the photo.

Have a lovely one!
– Arcia

Storytime: The Annual Hunt

Storytime: The Annual Hunt

The elf fingered the bone knife at her belt absently as she watched the forest from her treetop perch. The humans were doing their annual hunt again, and the forest was filled with their loud footsteps and yipping dogs. They had no idea who truly lived in these trees, whose soil they were trespassing upon.

The humans had been doing this hunt now for nearly 100 years. A long time, by human reckoning, but Shia could still remember the first hunt of the humans, when she had still been a small child. The first few years had been the worst, the elves had still been coming to terms with the small human settlement nearby when the humans began their annual hunt.

After those first horrific years, the elves had done what they could to protect the creatures of the forest. They realized quickly that the humans would continue to hunt, and that simply driving away all the beasts wasn’t enough to dissuade them. The humans were nothing if not stubborn and refused to give up a hunt without something to show for it. So the elves had adapted, slowly. They had conferred with the beasts’ leaders and together they had come up with a solution, a sacrifice.

Each year one of the weakest of the animals was chosen to be the hunted, to sacrifice itself for the good of the forest. Each type of large creature took a turn, and never twice in a row. Over the years, it had become a sign of pride to be chosen for the sacrifice.

And that was what Shia was watching over on this day. They had sent the sacrifice, an older deer that may not last the winter but still appeared fit, and the humans had spotted it.  Shia’s task was to make sure the humans did not stray, to gently nudge them towards their prey if they lost the path, and to warn away all other large creatures from the path. It was only the second year she had been chosen for the task but she was determined that the humans would get their hunt and leave without any delay.

A sound in the distance caused her to perk up. They hunt was coming this way.

She watched as the stag darted under her perch, it’s beautiful antlers covered in lichen and a touch of silver showing in the hair on its flanks. Shia’s breath caught at the sight of the creature and she let it out with a whispered prayer of thanks for its sacrifice today.

Despite its age, the stag was leading the hunter on quite a chase, drawing out the hunt longer to help satisfy the bloodthirsty humans. Shia hated that they had to do this, but they had tried, when the humans first settled, to encourage the settlers to move on. The humans had been stubborn from the first, digging their heels in further at each strange setback.

Shia tilted her head to listen for the hoofbeats and yipping that preceded the hunting party. Distantly, she could hear the hounds pick up the trail of the stag and start barking in a frenzy, leading their human masters onward into the forest.  Shia idly fingered her knife again, considering how easy it would be to simply kill the humans as they passed beneath her. She knew enough about their customs to know that if she cut off their head, the rest would fall to squabbling and they might even leave. Or they might burn out the forest in search of whomever had killed their leader.

It was one reason the elves hadn’t simply destroyed the humans, so long ago. Had any survived, or had another happened upon the destruction, the likelihood of retaliation on the forest that the elves had sworn to protect since before memory was far too real.

Thundering hooves began to come quickly upon her hiding spot, and Shia pulled further back into the leaves. She didn’t think she would actually be spotted, but years in hiding had taught her caution. She watched the humans as they galloped below her, all shining and brilliant. And deadly. They each had a sword strapped to their waist and a spear in hand and some had even more tools of destruction about their persons. Shia shuddered in distaste. No self-respecting elf would ever touch a weapon of metal, a weapon that they themselves had not crafted. Shia’s own bone knife had been carved by her on her 25th year, and her bow she had crafted a mere ten years before, when her archery master had deemed her talented enough to deserve her own bow.

These humans, though, were handed their weapons and not taught to respect them, or to respect those they killed. It was like they could not see the soul in everything.

Shia sighed softly to herself as she watched the last of the hunters thunder past. She stood in her perch and stretched tight muscles, getting ready to trail the hunters with her brethren. Up ahead, further elves were keeping watch, ensuring that the hunters stayed on track. Her part was finished, except to help make sure that there were no stragglers getting lost in the woods. She joined a few other elves as they slipped quietly through the shadowed forest, their quiet, smooth movement unnoticeable except to the most attentive observers.

Gaming: Fallout 76 days later

Gaming: Fallout 76 days later

I have now had the pleasure to play a full week straight of Fallout 76 with my husband, as I had booked a week off in advance of the release date, anticipating that we would be playing it. And if we weren’t, that was still a wonderful week off to spend with the husband.

But we were playing, and enjoying, Fallout 76 quite a bit. Now, I know the game has gotten a lot of flack for various reasons, most notably due to the buggy state it was released in. Before I really get into my own updated impressions after playing for so long, I just want to note that I have not experienced any bugs that were game breaking.

The major bugs I did experience are as follows:

  • On occasion when loading into an area, one or both of my husband and myself would be invisible to the other. Our names still showed, but not our character model. This was not an issue to us.
  • One time, husband’s character bugged out so that he didn’t look like he was wearing power armor although he was wearing it. This made his character looked stretched out and alien-like, and made him move weirdly. Creeped me out, but ultimately did not affect our gaming experienceFallout 76_20181120204040
  • Once a corpse had a super stretchy, strange head. I took a screenshot. Later, we encountered two or three mongrels that were stretchy and weird and we were only able to hit them in VATS. We killed them and haven’t encountered any sinceFallout 76_20181116230705.jpg
  • My first character ended up crashing every few minutes. I don’t know if it was that day only and she is fine now as we remade (had been considering it anyway) and have been playing our new, better made characters since. All caught up, now.
  • Some server lag and crashes, but nothing too major or annoying.

 

Alright, so that is the bugs out of the way. Those are, quite honestly, the worst that I have encountered. The only other one was a bugged quest that was fixed in the first update. I understand that there have been players who have encountered bugs that, to them, broke the game. Thankfully, that has not been my experience.

So what has my experience been? A lot of fun, that’s what.

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Since my original character went kaput, I decided that a drunken brawler was really the best way to go. When I first made her, I purposely made her fat and ugly because, I mean, she was a violent alcoholic so it wasn’t too likely she was actually taking care of herself. The husband also made an overweight character, with a turned up nose. Eventually we made use of the ability to change our current character’s appearance and made them prettier. I really appreciate that Fallout included this feature – I have often made new characters in games because I no longer like how my current character looks. Yup, I’m weird like that. I like my pretty characters.

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My drunken brawler has been addicted to alcohol many times, but I have a huge supply because the husband gives me all the booze he finds, as well. I’m happily drunk at all times, running in and swinging my mole miner gauntlet with abandon. I eagerly await the day that I will be wearing a deathclaw gauntlet.

I think that one of my favourite things in this game (aside from smashing faces in, which has its own appeal) is the dystopian future it shows. I love the broken down buildings, the worn signs, all those old remnants of a society that has died and that is being repurposed by a new, fledging society that is just dipping its toe into the waters. The majority of my screenshots capture scenes that follow this theme.

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The above shot reminds me of the movie Idiocracy (a great movie, would recommend to anyone).

I quite enjoy the C.A.M.P. feature of this game, as well. The building feels smoother and looks better than building settlements in Fallout 4 and I like that for just a few caps I can relocate my base to wherever I choose. Unlocking different plans makes me happy, and I’m currently saving to get the large letters off of the super mutant merchant we found once. He will be found again.

I don’t find the lack of NPC’s to affect my experience at all.  Post-apocalyptic West Virginia is still rich with interesting story-arcs and adorably clueless robots. A lot of the automated systems that were set up pre-war are continuing to run despite a lack of human involvement. Sure, a few springs might be broken and the robots don’t quite understand what happened to their owners, but that is part of the dystopian charm.

Just yesterday, we participated in a daily event wherein a robot butler required assistance in preparing for the Hallowe’en Gala. He was quite insistent that we get everything in order before his very important guests arrived. And then he was a little baffled at the end when no one showed up to his amazing gala.photo_2018-11-18-193453_.png

There are so many amazing locales in this game, incredible places to explore and poke your nose into every corner of. I personally greatly enjoy finding the various teddy bears that are in some times questionable positions.

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All in all, I have been enjoying my Fallout 76 experience. I am still beyond thrilled that I get to explore this game with my husband and friends. I don’t think that is going to be changing any time soon.

 

Game on.
-Arcia

Storytime: The King’s Magician

Storytime: The King’s Magician

The old man shuffled slowly around the crowded room, searching through the myriad contents for one, particular spell component. He picked up a small, crystal decanter and examined the contents, shaking the bottle gently as he peered into it. Finally, with a dissatisfied grunt, he replaced the bottle and continued to search.

He was a stooped, old man. His face was a craggy mass of wrinkles that hid his sunken, grey eyes. His steel gray hair was long and unkempt, falling down to his mid-back in a tangled, stringy mess. The beard he kept neater, carefully trimmed to an even square, a relic of his youth when his hair had been stark black and the women tripped over themselves to be a part of his life.

He had made a grand figure once, in his royal magician robes trimmed with ermine. In his youth, he had been praised as the most promising young magician. Now he was what all the aspiring magicians wanted to be – powerful and secure.

He did not wear those grand royal magician robes now, although the worn hat sat at an obscure angle on his head. In fact, the royal magician and most powerful man in all the land wore nothing more than a pair of underwear and a single sock, his big toe sticking out of a large hole. There was no one around to care, expect his raven familiar in the corner, and that bird had seen far worse than the magician’s scrawny back and knobbly knees.

The room he shuffled through had barely enough space to move in, as piled as it was with magical tomes, spell components and a myriad of knick-knacks that may or may not have had magical properties. On one pile of tomes near the room’s doorway  was a strange, golden, circular contraption that had spinning rings around that never seemed to stop.  Though it looked fancy and often caught the eye of those rare visitors to the magician’s chamber, the device was actually completely useless and did nothing except spin. The magician kept it there as a distraction from the more dangerous artefacts in his care, the shiny spinning wheels tended to mesmerize his visitors.

Some of the most dangerous artefacts the magician owned were small beads held in a shallow, crystal dish. A single bead held enough explosive power in its clear sphere to level an entire kingdom. And the magician had dozens of the small beads sitting in the dish, collecting dust. They hadn’t been touched for many years, not since the civil war of two decades previous when he had been forced to threaten several towns with devastation to stop the rioting.

The crowded bookshelf next to the dish held a wide assortment of weathered tomes and, strangely, a simple piece of folded, white cloth. Whenever the magician’s shuffling steps took him near it he would reach out and gently caress the fabric before removing his gnarled fingers and moving on. Out of everything in the room, this was the only object that had no magical properties or insights, it was entirely mundane. The memories it evoked in the magician, however, were as far from mundane as could be.

It had been his wife’s. The simple, satin cloth was a sash that she had worn on their wedding day, that beautifully terrible day. Though it had been over 50 years ago, the magician still remembered every little detail of that day. He remembered her smile, beautiful and free, as she walked down the aisle, white rose petals in her dark hair as the guests threw handfuls of the fragrant petals towards her. Her dress had been a simple one, clean lines accentuating her curves and the white sash belted around her middle.

They had held hands at the alter, exchanging their vows to love and protect one another for all their days. For two blissfully perfect minutes, they held hands and kissed, magician and wife, to the happy cheering of their friends, family and all the most important members of the King’s court. For two minutes, life was exactly what it should be.

And then the two minutes ended in one gut-renching, heart shattering moment that was so silent it was surreal.

They stood together on the alter, arm in arm as they faced the crowd, beaming and waving, newlyweds about to commence their lives together and build a family. Suddenly, she had stiffened and become a weight in his arms and the cheers morphed into screams. He had turned bright eyes towards her and saw the bolt that had appeared in her chest, bright red slowly seeping into the white cloth.

The magician had exploded into a vengeful wrath after gently, carefully laying the corpse of his new wife onto the ground. He had taken to the skies, sending bolts of lightning in the direction the bolt had come from, burning the assailant to a crisp before he could even be identified.

They had never found out who had killed her. They had never found out why she had been killed – she had not been an important person, her family was just one of the minor nobility that were a dime a dozen, but she had been his.

The magician had never fully recovered from that day, and he often mourned the life that they could have had, the children they could have raised. He had thrown himself into his duties, becoming who he was today – the most powerful man in all the land. Powerful and supremely unhappy.